Anyone who knows me knows that I am prone to a certain unique style of... polemic. I get a bit ranty from time to time. It's usually on a subject nobody cares about ("Why is 'bling' in the dictionary? People will claim it's valid in Scrabble!") or for amusement ("Brussel Sprouts were never intended for human consumption, but were reserved for the 10th circle of hell where they are used to punish the souls of people whose lives involved too little cabbage in their diet.").

I am also aware that it is 'bad form' to rant in a blog. Or even be negative about anything. Amanda Palmer says so, so it must be true. But...

When did it become acceptable for non-reviewers to ask developers for free games? While a great many things are free, some are not. This is called economics. It's what ensures we can all eat, drink, and remain relatively free of disease.

It is not acceptable to go into Starbucks and beg for free coffee. One can't tap on the window of Gap and point - first at a fetching pair of pantaloons and then at oneself - and expect the goods to be handed over. Furthermore, people begging in the streets do not do it wearing a Northface jacket, brand new Nike trainers while playing a Nintendo 3DS XL. 

There will be those who say: "Ah, but you have to understand - an iPhone game isn't like a coffee. It's a punt. An unknown quantity. Customers don't know if what they're buying is of value until they've bought it, so you can understand their caution. And a lot of games are crap."

Valid - but that's a different point. That's a point about pricing. I can see why uncertainty of value is the engine of the 'race to the bottom'. I agree that this is a good reason for many developers to go F2P, or at least present a free demo. We need to minimise barriers to entry and do our utmost to ensure that customers feel comfortable via pricing, representative demos, good reputation and reliable branding.

But I'm pretty sure no economist thinks that customers have the right to free luxury goods - especially where costs are involved (where goods are necessities, it's a different story, and taxation is there to ease the burden on those who genuinely can't pay for the basics).
 
But none of this explains customers simultaneously saying:

"Your work is worth zero to me"
and
"But I want it, and have the right to have it. So give it to me."

Perhaps they view themselves as desperate victims of... oh, I don't know, 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here' poisoning, or 'X-Factor Syndrome' or something. But I suspect they - bafflingly - regard themselves as poor.

If you're experiencing real poverty, you'll have my sympathies and those of most people. But, you can't plead poverty when engaged in buying luxury goods, whose very use is predicated on owning a nice expensive electronic device.

It's silly and insulting.

Anyway - enough said. I'm off to shake my fist at some dubstep.

A bit of a cheeky entry, really. It's a little semi-treat for anyone who was a fan of Incoboto and who cares in the slightest bit about what I'm doing next. 

This is part of a pre-production test for Bemuse that I've blurred into near indistinguishability. 

I'm not giving away any details about how you play...

...but the community is going to be a huge part of it. I'm genuinely relying on you guys to make this a stunning, moving, amazing adventure.

If anyone wants to speculate, or enter into a discussion about any aspect of it, there's a forum out there which I hadn't planned on doing anything with for a bit.

I'm sure there are those of you out there who have played Inco and finished with it. 
I also believe there are a fair few of you who never got around to playing it due to the lack of iPhone support and who have asked if I could make a version for the smaller devices. Well, your wishes have been granted!

Incoboto is coming out iPhone soon - hopefully before the holidays. The joystick-style controls have also been utterly revamped to make for a smoother playing experience, and levels have been tweaked so it runs at a reasonable pace even on older 3G iPhones. 

I've named the project 'Incoboto Mini' and adjusted the price to reflect the fact that it's an experience on a far smaller screen. Thanks to those of you who have been testing it so far.

Fingers crossed the next week or two go smoothly, and that Inco and Helios can make their way to your tiny mobile platorms soon!

This is my first attempt to build some kind of Wordpress-related page. It seems to work relatively well so far. Weebly is relatively flexible (if you're okay diving into a bit of CSS and happy reverse engineering some of their themes!), and makes design and content upkeep fairly simple.

Some exciting things are happening soon, and I want this to provide a nice robust platform for you and an easily updated publishing platform for me.

You'll have to tell me how it works for you.